tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31557641936447606222024-03-05T18:03:42.469-05:00Observations of the trailing spouseA resource of interesting sights and sounds from West Hartford and beyond.Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.comBlogger360125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-73126999845331410112009-12-03T10:02:00.004-05:002009-12-03T10:26:03.268-05:00I'm not dead yet ...Greetings!<div><br /></div><div>Two months. Two months have passed since I "pulled the plug" here at OOTTS. Yet here I am, writing a new post.</div><div><br /></div><div>Let's see, quite a bit has happened since we last spoke. Two things I've poked fun at in the past are no more: the <a href="http://trailingspouseobservations.blogspot.com/2008/09/west-hartford-restaurant-round-up.html">Front Street Bistro</a> (closed - soon to be a deli that I'm looking forward to trying) and poor <a href="http://trailingspouseobservations.blogspot.com/2008/10/reading-into-lyrics-joe-viscontis.html">Joe Visconti</a>'s town council career. I plan on taking no responsibility for either of these incidents ...</div><div><br /></div><div>We've made it through the first fall without leaf vacuuming services. As far as I can tell, nobody died from bagging leaves. This, of course, goes to show that people in West Hartford <i>can</i> handle a little bit of change, even if it means facing it begrudgingly ...</div><div><br /></div><div>I haven't been out searching for new cheeseburger places lately ... I need to get back on that train ...</div><div><br /></div><div>The movie project that I spoke about a few times here has finally begun screening at film festivals. It even won <a href="http://circuitmovie.blogspot.com/2009/10/circuit-wins-at-ri-international-film.html">Best Picture at one</a>!</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh, and I kind of got hit by a car while running ... I'm fine, and it was far scarier than being <a href="http://trailingspouseobservations.blogspot.com/2009/04/bit-by-dog.html">bit by a dog</a>, though with less injury (I still have a scar from that stupid dog). I don't know what contortions I used to avoid a total, bone-crushing impact, but I walked away relatively fine, with only my foot getting struck by a bumper. I can't say I was 100% without fault, but I still wonder why I didn't hear the sound of screeching brakes as that sedan came toward me. I'm half-thinking the driver wasn't looking at the road, half-thinking he was an assassin sent to snub me out - only he confused me with a secret government agent who happens to share the same name!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>And that's about all. Just wanted you all to know I'm still breathing. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-4000439795648979632009-09-27T09:11:00.003-04:002009-09-27T09:34:37.161-04:00The (semi)retirement of the trailing spouseI suppose an explanation is in order.<div><br /></div><div>When I started writing this blog (361 posts ago!), I had one goal: To provide a look at the life of a trailing spouse, from the struggles with ego to the major life changes that such a moniker entails, from work to environment and memory. I think I accomplished this. In fact, I think I may have accomplished this a while ago. Sure, things have come up here and there, but my overall arc has completed itself. And without a goal, a purpose, a blog like this becomes a haven for "gee, isn't this video funny" posts, and though those moments were essential months ago, when my life consisted of sporadic work and hours online, they now feel like nothing but filler. And that's not a road I want to travel. There are plenty of places one can go to see goofy stuff.</div><div><br /></div><div>Of course, there are other contributing factors to my decision. I'm in the middle of applying to grad school right now and work two jobs, so my free time has shrunk considerably (which I'm sure some of you have noticed, with the daily posts becoming twice a week, then once every week and a half). Also, one of my jobs puts me smack in the middle of the town's general public (no, I'm not working at McDonald's or dressing as Noah Webster and patrolling Blue Back Square), and there's something in me that keeps saying, "one of these days, someone is going to smack you because you made fun of them or their restaurant or their poor use of grammar." Certainly, this concern weighs somewhat in my decision.</div><div><br /></div><div>But this is not to say I'm gone completely. There may be posts to write, strange occurrences to share. There may be completely new ventures, new blogs with different purposes. However, from where I currently stand, I just can't think of a reason to post funny videos of cats when there are a million other places already doing the same thing.</div><div><br /></div><div>I want to thank everyone that has visited me here over the past 13 months. Tens of thousands of visitors. It really amazes me. And I'll still be checking my trailingspouseben@yahoo.com email address, so feel free to drop me a line.</div><div><br /></div><div>Until next time, keep looking out for the vanishing sidewalks ... they're everywhere.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-26133014994398228882009-09-18T15:12:00.006-04:002009-09-18T15:24:33.156-04:00Happy National Cheeseburger Day!Thanks to Facebook, I have learned that today is none other than National Cheeseburger Day. Oh joy! Of course, I don't know <i>who</i> officially sanctioned the holiday, and I still had to go into work, but, nevertheless, any excuse to eat a cheeseburger is a good excuse.<div><br /></div><div>Not into cheeseburgers? First, shame on you. Second, there's apparently a "National (insert food here) Day" just about every day of the year, according to <a href="http://www.tfdutch.com/foodh.htm">this</a> website. Here's their lineup for the rest of the month:</div><div><br /></div><div>National Butterscotch Pudding Day September 19<br /><br /></div><div>National Rum Punch Day September 20<br /><br /></div><div>International Banana Festival September 21</div><div><i>International, people! What's a better way to unite the world than with bananas! Here are some <a href="http://www.101bananas.com/miscellanea/festival.html">great pictures</a> from the 1981 festival in Fulton, Kentucky. </i><i> </i><br /><br /></div><div>National Pecan Cookie Day September 21<br /><br /></div><div>National Ice Cream Cone Day September 22<br /><br /></div><div>National White Chocolate Day September 23<br /><br /></div><div>National Cherries Jubilee Day September 24<br /><br /></div><div>Crab Meat Newburg Day September 25<br /><br /></div><div>National Food Service Employees Day September 25</div><div><i>Okay, so this isn't an actual food day, though I suppose if you were in a crashed airplane somewhere in the mountains with a Food Service Employee, you may consider eating them. </i><br /><br /></div><div>National Pancake Day September 26<br /><br /></div><div>National Chocolate Milk Day September 27<br /><br /></div><div>National Corned Beef Hash Day September 27<br /><br /></div><div>Strawberry Cream Pie Day September 28<br /><br /></div><div>Drink Beer Day September 28</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">I like this one, but I think it should be modified to "Drink Some Beer Day." We don't need to be giving excuses to people.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>National Coffee Day September 29</div><div><i>Convenient that this come directly after Drink Beer Day.</i><br /><br /></div><div>National Hot Mulled Cider Day September 30<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>There you have it. Pick your poison, people!</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-86636935479791867342009-09-16T13:37:00.003-04:002009-09-16T13:52:23.773-04:00The mystery of Karl's voiceSo there's this new commercial for Febreze that has been on TV lately. As one would expect, it's pretty bad: Mom comes into son's room, tells him it stinks, then "cleans" everything by spraying it with Febreze. Anyway, there's a lot to make fun of in this ad (for example, the fact that Karl, the son, is <i>reallllllly</i> into soccer balls), but the one thing that gets me it is that Karl apparently has been completely overdubbed.<div><br /></div><div>Here's the ad:</div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DwEPKTn4ies&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DwEPKTn4ies&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div>Now, tell me if I'm wrong on this, but Karl is the only one overdubbed, right? It isn't like that super cheapo Cheerios commercial that was obviously originally from the UK that was dubbed and shoved on US television a year or so ago, is it?</div><div><br /></div><div>(For those who have a life and don't know what I'm referring to, here's the Cheerios ad:)</div><div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-IZ9CL4phPk&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-IZ9CL4phPk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div>This just makes me wonder about our smelly teenager. What happened to his voice? Did he have some horrible accent? Did puberty hit? Was the director pinned down to the edit booth by a crazed male who insisted on having <i>his </i>voice say such clever lines as "Are you kidding?" and "Woah!"</div><div><br /></div><div>Or maybe our friend Karl lost his voice from all the screams of joy that surged through his body when he found out that he, not the other stoner-looking teenaged actors, was going to have to opportunity to use his talents to sell an odor masking agent to the masses.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah, that's probably it. I know I'd be like that.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-27597554593484731602009-09-14T14:28:00.007-04:002009-09-14T15:05:05.967-04:00Long live Mr. Jim CarrollJim Carroll - poet, author, musician - passed away on Friday from a heart attack. He was 60.<div><br /></div><div>I saw Mr. Carroll perform once, back when I was in college. His set included a wonderful set of poems and even a few spoken word performances of his songs. He was a warm presence and seemed to genuinely enjoy talking to the auditorium. </div><div><br /></div><div>Sad to hear he's no longer with us.</div><div><br /></div><div>The <i>New York Times </i>has a nice obituary <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/14/books/14carroll.html?_r=2">here</a>.</div><div><br /></div><div>I remember hunting high and low to find a copy of Carroll's 1991 release, <i>Praying Mantis.</i> It became one of the main missions of my freshman year of college in Boston. Every used record store in the city knew me as the kid looking for <i>Praying Mantis</i>. I finally found it, worn and beaten, months after my search began, and treasure it to this day. Here's one of my favorite pieces from the album, titled <i>Fragment:</i> <i>Little N.Y. Ode:</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>I sleep on a tar roof<br />scream my songs<br />into lazy floods of stars. . .<br />and the sounds return<br />pure and easy. . .<br />This city is on my side.<br /></i></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-3852169374358684172009-09-07T11:02:00.004-04:002009-09-07T11:40:43.369-04:00The running encyclopedia ...On Saturday, while out for a long walk, a car pulled up to the Professor while she was on Mountain Road. The person in the passenger's seat asked if she could help with directions. The Professor said, "Sure, where are you trying to go?"<div><br /></div><div>"Six Flags," the passenger replied, straight-faced. "Can you tell me how to get to Six Flags?"</div><div><br /></div><div>Bewildered by the query (since Six Flags is: 1. not in Connecticut and 2. Absolutely nowhere near Mountain Road in West Hartford - 30 miles and a 45 minute drive at the minimum), the Professor immediately grew suspicious, as if these people were trying to catch her off-guard before they tossed a pillowcase over her head and crunched her into the trunk. She gave them an "are you serious?" look, then said they should begin by finding Massachusetts via 91 north.</div><div><br /></div><div>When she got home and told me the story, it reminded me of a similar situation that I was in a few years back, when we were still living in Boston. It was the morning of the Boston Marathon. I was out for a run before heading into work, when a car pulled up next to me and a woman in her mid-thirties and her husband asked: "How do I get to the staring line of the marathon?" This was asked in a nonchalant way, like they were driving along and thought, "Look, there's a runner, we must be close!" Perhaps they thought I must have been heading there myself. Never in their minds, I'm sure, did it occur to them that, since a marathon is 26.2 miles long, the starting line wasn't going to be anywhere near the corner of the city we were occupying. Yet, I tried to help them. I gave them my best description of the marathon route (at least, the best I could remember) and told them to head toward Hopkinton. I even warned them that by the time they got there, the marathon would be fully underway, that their best bet was to drive up to Boston College and camp out on Heartbreak Hill.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's funny to hear the things people say to you while you're running. More often than not, you're either a human GPS or a target for insults. I don't mind the GPS questions, as long as it doesn't slow me down all that much. I <i>do </i>mind the insults, though even those can be so odd that they're memorable. An example: Right after I moved here, I, along with a few other runners that were on the same road, were barraged by the drunken rants of a teenager in a passing car (the fact that it was around ten o'clock in the morning is an entirely other issue). I wasn't able to hear what was said to the other runners, but to me he said, "I'd teabag that." Huh? I didn't know whether to laugh or lunge at him. It confused me and made me wonder <i>why</i> people bothered? What pleasure comes from shouting out a window? At a runner, of all people! </div><div><br /></div><div>But every once in a while there's the person who counters the 17-year-old boys. They're the positive reinforcement, the stranger that, for whatever reason, wants to keep you going when you're pounding the pavement. Those are the people you want to run past every day. The ones that say, "good job" or "keep it up." The ones who say these things because they're nice, because they <i>want</i> to say them. They're a rare breed. Sadly, for every shout of encouragement, there's at least a few invitations to lewd sexual acts involving testicles.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, runners (and walkers) out there, do you have any funny or odd encounters with strangers that you'd like to share? If so, leave a message in the comments below. </div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-51988646859254529212009-09-03T13:04:00.005-04:002009-09-03T13:22:33.376-04:00Awesome local commercial makes no sense!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fBcBAextcQ&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fBcBAextcQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div>I love their ads, and they usually make me laugh (though possibly not in the way they're intended), but sometimes the spots for Dressler and Strickland seem as if they were conceived by someone on crack (or a twelve-year-old). I really wanted to share with you their ad which shows a bunch of cartoon animals driving around in order to offer up the line, "It's a jungle out there," but I couldn't seem to track it down. Nevertheless, for your viewing pleasure, I did find the fine example above.</div><div><br /></div><div>There are lots of questions I'm left asking after watching this ad. First, why is the woman who has just broken her arm smiling and waving at the driver in the smashed vehicle? Why isn't she and her attorney trying to help him out of the twisted wreckage? And where did "cartoon lawyer" get his suit? That jacket he has buttons all the way up to his neck? That must be <i>very</i> uncomfortable. Then later, why is the jury throwing their own money at Dressler? Is he a hypnotist in addition to a lawyer, or did he just give such a moving closing argument that the pool felt the need to compensate him? And why does the non-cartoon version of Dressler (aka, the <i>actual</i> human being) have such a small gavel? You'd think, for show even, he'd have one of those big, monster sledgehammer deals.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-37466468233327748762009-09-03T09:12:00.003-04:002009-09-03T09:27:44.073-04:00CNN: Asking the tough questions<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrJ631QvCHCZ4r4PVQmjs7D9mchAk9LqH20Al_5sN04kNOJY72BvfB3QaqylEn2jThvlwm47SDgPLbIbVV6YqDXxqgzhSsslurwTOAI8QMVzwqFs5uuLLjJNN2ZtLLtq-5uRcTlB898cI/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 311px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrJ631QvCHCZ4r4PVQmjs7D9mchAk9LqH20Al_5sN04kNOJY72BvfB3QaqylEn2jThvlwm47SDgPLbIbVV6YqDXxqgzhSsslurwTOAI8QMVzwqFs5uuLLjJNN2ZtLLtq-5uRcTlB898cI/s400/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377228652172342018" /></a><br />This is today's CNN "Quick Vote." You know, that little sidebar poll that everyone seems to be doing nowadays on their websites (Heck, I did it once to determine which local restaurant I should eat at - in case you're wondering, the Corner Pug won). Apparently we're concerned enough about tainted food that it has become a poll question, as 45% of those responding (meaning, computer users who frequent CNN and who also have a "click" fetish and who also eat at questionable restaurants and/or get their food from dumpsters) are afraid of their food being, well, not quite food. <div><br /></div><div>On the other hand, perhaps CNN is just pushing buttons here, fishing for what <i>could</i> become the "big fall scary news." They need to find the next Swine Flu before Fox News beats them to the punch. Of course, if you ask me, the major story of Autumn is certainly going to be "watching out for that creepy house on Halloween, you know, the one that Jimmy swears is haunted and that he bets you can't stand to go up and ring the doorbell because, you know, there's a witch that lives in there and she's hungry and the only thing she eats, besides pets, is HUMAN FLESH!!!!!"<div> </div></div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah, that's going to be a big story. Maybe I should start a poll ...</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-73583633937511289682009-08-30T19:41:00.004-04:002009-08-30T20:22:49.451-04:00On dinosaur feet and the death of a Liberal Lion ...This week, when I wasn't busy copying other bloggers' posts without any acknowledgment, much like my heroes over at the <i><a href="http://www.newbritainherald.com/articles/2009/08/29/news/doc4a99e2bd4cec7366411871.txt">Hartford Courant</a></i>, I was visiting the Dinosaur State Park with my nephew and niece and mourning the death of Mr. Ted Kennedy.<div><br /></div><div>Let's start with the dinosaurs.</div><div><br /></div><div>I had no idea what was at <a href="http://www.dinosaurstatepark.org/">Dinosaur State Park</a> in Rocky Hill. Seeing the signs on 91, I always assumed it to be a hokey place with fake dinosaur statues and mini golf or something. But the Professor's parents were bringing the little ones down for a visit, and, me having a day off and the Prof still on summer break, we decided to tag along.</div><div><br /></div><div>I have to say, the place is kind of cool. For those who have no idea of what I'm referring, let me give you a bit of history. Back in 1966, 2,000 dinosaur tracks were found while the foundation for a new state building was being dug in Rocky Hill. Completely by accident. Can you imagine being the person who found these things? Needless to say, the building was scrapped and a park was born. 500 of the tracks remained unearthed and a giant dome structure was built over them, creating a museum for dinosaur fans to visit.</div><div><br /></div><div>And do they visit. While we were there, busloads of kids were coming and going, along with some awkward teenagers that, I can only hope, were more into the "science" of these fossils than the "wow, dinosaurs!" awe that seemed to enrapt the park's tinier explorers.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here's a poorly lit photo from inside the dome:</div><div><br /></div><div> </div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihoqhHQ31db38ERP_YFSu0e1Tkwt_KeAk8kT7Um8oE6oTuDYtmc02MdUk7-LwPS_XWm8jRGL5rhPtDsDUUMAmUFXuKPTE8lDjBwp7X4uxo1MEOVol8yIPxsrh8gm2JqCn_Q6nsxPMaiPk/s1600-h/DSC02095.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihoqhHQ31db38ERP_YFSu0e1Tkwt_KeAk8kT7Um8oE6oTuDYtmc02MdUk7-LwPS_XWm8jRGL5rhPtDsDUUMAmUFXuKPTE8lDjBwp7X4uxo1MEOVol8yIPxsrh8gm2JqCn_Q6nsxPMaiPk/s400/DSC02095.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375909014286770226" /></a><div>The kids had a blast, and the adults had fun, too. Of course, there was this one egotistical dinosaur we ran into on our way out of the park. He gave us some trouble, but we managed to get away. I even snapped a picture while we escaped:</div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHwZqDiRDns7tNMGOprMbESq4_GU2BTfhqcFJHhgMx6Lo3rnCgg3XgIiFvaiprzs5BB8vD7HJrr9vHd-V2euPEiviwL3D3U2FhVRgIvhWvTcuSshs5Mq6bGg-kys1cDYBe5B0jLcDBZiQ/s1600-h/DSC02092.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHwZqDiRDns7tNMGOprMbESq4_GU2BTfhqcFJHhgMx6Lo3rnCgg3XgIiFvaiprzs5BB8vD7HJrr9vHd-V2euPEiviwL3D3U2FhVRgIvhWvTcuSshs5Mq6bGg-kys1cDYBe5B0jLcDBZiQ/s400/DSC02092.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375909575115846002" /></a>Lousy, no good hipster brontosaurus ...</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyway, that was the Dinosaur State Park.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now onto Mr. Kennedy.</div><div><br /></div><div>The passing of the Liberal Lion left me with a strong feeling of disconnect toward my home state of Massachusetts. His death reminded me that I'm not there anymore, a fact that is plain to see but which I still occasionally forget. I'm now at arm's length from my former city, outside, looking in, both for better and worse. Many friends went to the processionals, saw the motorcade, posted pictures on Facebook (which, I must admit, was kind of odd). But seeing so many people I know actively participating in such moments, being part of the funeral, the physical mourning, made the 90 minutes that separates me from my former home in Boston seem all the more great.</div><div><br /></div><div>I suppose the strangest thing about Ted Kennedy's passing is the fact that there won't be any more new television footage of the man. For the 31 years I have been on this planet (and, until last August, having lived all of those years in Massachusetts), Kennedy's face has been a nearly nightly image, as common as the newscasters who he was speaking to or the townspeople seen at the gas station. I can't say I found the man to be perfect, but such thoughts really don't matter anymore. It was the comfort of seeing him that made him who he was. It was the fire that raged in his eyes on some days. The doughy smile on others. It was the fact that he was a constant. That is what I'll miss the most. Such a familiar image, lost into the ether.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-29112951177840076152009-08-23T15:30:00.001-04:002009-08-23T15:32:56.810-04:00I had heard about the Cash for Clunkers program, but ...... apparently the <i>New Haven Register </i>is interested in a very different initiative:<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFmkU2u54wRVkA2QntNzMWlQpBIjrDtNXSezDpM-0hr6llxTRAnhWu9WZTAEpFYhGP9unLBdd6Di7LostSZ6ANu4drjhygOwCEZUxpb4QUPyzQIt7K8MC1kvboLzkLlFdoBV3DzoFe1CM/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 316px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFmkU2u54wRVkA2QntNzMWlQpBIjrDtNXSezDpM-0hr6llxTRAnhWu9WZTAEpFYhGP9unLBdd6Di7LostSZ6ANu4drjhygOwCEZUxpb4QUPyzQIt7K8MC1kvboLzkLlFdoBV3DzoFe1CM/s400/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373228658709931970" /></a><div><br /></div><div>The best part? 18% of the responses were "yes." </div><div><br /></div><div>How does this work? Do I just need to turn in a chicken? Can it be from the grocery store? And how much money do I get for each chicken I turn in?</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-63867207680824444272009-08-23T13:16:00.005-04:002009-08-23T13:52:34.421-04:00When we are the news, what is the news?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAnnwHSGMSsdQttVu0yHvdb1vQGngu9vGBnU5qlNP8qG0EHX5lPP2hogw83p4jmGSYAYLU65qhvtUDSUj9AF8jQXlpE7T7UhOyRW6LSI6qLJdGIFIcXW3zPSiJoi1roGfFwDCVIw2g35I/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 57px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAnnwHSGMSsdQttVu0yHvdb1vQGngu9vGBnU5qlNP8qG0EHX5lPP2hogw83p4jmGSYAYLU65qhvtUDSUj9AF8jQXlpE7T7UhOyRW6LSI6qLJdGIFIcXW3zPSiJoi1roGfFwDCVIw2g35I/s400/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373213930228179314" /></a><br />Back in February, I wrote about our (read: the general public's) seeming<a href="http://trailingspouseobservations.blogspot.com/2009/02/matter-of-opinion.html"> obsession with leaving comments on online news stories</a>, as if our opinions were as, if not more, important than the stories themselves. I wondered why this was, and, frankly, what the point of allowing such activity brought to the legitimate act of news distribution. Well, thanks to the good folks at NBC 30, there is now a new level of public involvement in what used to be a purely objective way to relate important information.<div><br /></div><div>You see, over at <a href="http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/">nbcconnecticut.com</a> (the online outlet of channel 30), you can now rate the news stories.</div><div><br /></div><div>I wish I was kidding.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here's an example. A young person recently drowned in the Housatonic River. Quite a sad story. One, you would think, the average reader would see and say something like, "How horrible." You would think said reader would then refrain from clicking the small box to the right of said article, the box that says "I am: ." You'd think a tragedy would invoke a certain sense of respect.</div><div><br /></div><div>Of course, you'd be wrong.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here are the "ratings" for the article:</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPx9Ns7nTWg9F088zcNXdvhcAwJJGswae2BLeYxWf1LLhGrVn6q9K_m9ILL62tKlyPm9ObhFXtenbp2vRQ_E9FoAcS8R8fwQqsvoLfvlwstZVjR1MRfQYZhCCHdV5xxVAvetA0uLsgHKQ/s1600-h/Picture+2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 167px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPx9Ns7nTWg9F088zcNXdvhcAwJJGswae2BLeYxWf1LLhGrVn6q9K_m9ILL62tKlyPm9ObhFXtenbp2vRQ_E9FoAcS8R8fwQqsvoLfvlwstZVjR1MRfQYZhCCHdV5xxVAvetA0uLsgHKQ/s400/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373211840813720146" /></a><div>The website does not list the total number of votes, but the fact that anyone bothered to think that their emotional input was necessary after reading of a young person's death makes you stop to wonder, no? (I'm curious if the "laughing" and "bored" votes were nothing more than children deciding to be ironic.)</div><div><br /></div><div>Honestly, what is the point of this? Are we so pathetically attention-starved that we need to be involved in everything we touch? Is that the reason for such inventions?</div><div><br /></div><div>And what about the long-term effect of such immediate interaction? How could this affect what we consider "news?" If NBC 30's audience decides that politics or world news is boring, will the station decide to make such information obsolete? Will the news become nothing more than fluff a la E! News or Entertainment Tonight? Will celebrity birthdays overtake a recap of the stock market? Are Lolcats going to suddenly show up?</div><div><br /></div><div>Sure, this may be taking things to an extreme, but one has to assume that these small changes will somehow play into future models of news.</div><div><br /></div><div>Our world is constantly evolving. How do I feel about it? Sometimes I'm "thrilled," but things like this just make me "sad." Feel free to click on the sidebar to tell me your opinion. Wait, I don't have such technology.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-35052827188267934862009-08-19T13:18:00.011-04:002009-08-19T14:41:36.518-04:00Another walk in the center ... this time with feeling!<a href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3155764193644760622&postID=5224167586503365363&pli=1">Some people</a> think all I do is complain. So, to prove them wrong, I'm devoting today's post to celebration! There are three shops that have opened in West Hartford center, filling some of the sad, lonesome <a href="http://trailingspouseobservations.blogspot.com/2009/06/walk-in-center.html">vacancies that I wrote about</a> back at the end of June.<div><br /></div><div>Let's do a little before and after for our first two entries:</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtS_ZmHBdu8yVa9gGefYmBBjkX0tiuKUiQ3xnf4eXJAJUEdfw3J0pY2JOuAr-De_fp_GCTs0DhP1FUNZmvMFYVhqzIcjzjYdiG1951537z0QZn7rg6-inTvjILh2TiOegJm_uNP8bysRw/s1600-h/MaxMuscle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtS_ZmHBdu8yVa9gGefYmBBjkX0tiuKUiQ3xnf4eXJAJUEdfw3J0pY2JOuAr-De_fp_GCTs0DhP1FUNZmvMFYVhqzIcjzjYdiG1951537z0QZn7rg6-inTvjILh2TiOegJm_uNP8bysRw/s320/MaxMuscle.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371726744990063378" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNY7qIlJc_pKmOrFxWw40zeiO7poL9b8rJPST5u7lSf4tn5dq800eWQ56wAkJGM5oKjHTV6O5WGjtpDRcrnbqg8V-v-q2YZsKV5y4Bzyhm88rMiHjy0woWw9MLxhxhJh1dXxw5L6XZXPA/s1600-h/Kaboos.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNY7qIlJc_pKmOrFxWw40zeiO7poL9b8rJPST5u7lSf4tn5dq800eWQ56wAkJGM5oKjHTV6O5WGjtpDRcrnbqg8V-v-q2YZsKV5y4Bzyhm88rMiHjy0woWw9MLxhxhJh1dXxw5L6XZXPA/s320/Kaboos.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371726738743794530" /></a><div><br /></div><div>Yes, Max Muscle and Kaboos have arrived. And the center is the better for having them. Of course, I haven't actually <i>entered</i> either store. I hear Max Muscle has <a href="http://trailingspouseobservations.blogspot.com/2009/08/local-paper-round-up-sorry-chad-smith.html">flat-screen televisions</a>, but I'm on a strict "min muscle" program, so I don't see myself buying massive jars of supplements anytime soon.</div><div><br /></div><div>Next up is a place I think many of us <i>never</i> would have imagined actually opening. Yes, I'm talking about Green Teahouse:</div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhefM6j5j69lVq8rgtMt-nWrBVpkCKFnp5b-S1-SL6uzxPxzzyMfrEH5lz3IBMbdRTsUDfbkIfBi_W-51ifED-SMLMKMuHQVrF4LaGLKBnWN8x0WtcOMHGC1YAlZ4AG2jcZ3H0i1ImQovM/s1600-h/DSC02082.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhefM6j5j69lVq8rgtMt-nWrBVpkCKFnp5b-S1-SL6uzxPxzzyMfrEH5lz3IBMbdRTsUDfbkIfBi_W-51ifED-SMLMKMuHQVrF4LaGLKBnWN8x0WtcOMHGC1YAlZ4AG2jcZ3H0i1ImQovM/s400/DSC02082.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371728026775390594" /></a></div>Like the infamous Chow across the street in Blue Back Square, Green Teahouse seemed like an elaborate prank being pulled on the residents of West Hartford. "When is it coming?" "Soon *snicker, snicker* soon."<br /><div><br /></div><div>But it is really here! And it looks great. I can see myself buying things inside right now ...</div><div><br /></div><div>Moving on, there are several "coming soon" signs pock-marking the center. Are they actually coming soon? Or are they ...</div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5RzT6J0qsGC244tgBs8h6YSK7T25vJX4ZIZ1nnvfAKnB5fLUSrIJYu8Dj8USgd-MC1A6ZwqDdkeds9PF4Gx7RJ0VqpBBy-Q0kQE5PNvxqx0QG0AD08-33sHlc7JX4wYeXToKCJEFWgmo/s1600-h/DSC02083.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5RzT6J0qsGC244tgBs8h6YSK7T25vJX4ZIZ1nnvfAKnB5fLUSrIJYu8Dj8USgd-MC1A6ZwqDdkeds9PF4Gx7RJ0VqpBBy-Q0kQE5PNvxqx0QG0AD08-33sHlc7JX4wYeXToKCJEFWgmo/s400/DSC02083.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371729159961906834" /></a>I suppose time will tell, but it looks like we're going to be welcoming at least 3 more establishments in the somewhat near future:</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm1bXFQUvzz90mhd7AvgZ7uKEsdx47radCOIBLAAcMYR7i5M661azBfdxQhAZFWjTUM3WzQ25sdzYv6_32VDIhlJWxlpLXS8kDTL8d1hFhsaqV1LzcZxi2veMui6lM_htibhCu2YgJqsg/s1600-h/DSC02085.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm1bXFQUvzz90mhd7AvgZ7uKEsdx47radCOIBLAAcMYR7i5M661azBfdxQhAZFWjTUM3WzQ25sdzYv6_32VDIhlJWxlpLXS8kDTL8d1hFhsaqV1LzcZxi2veMui6lM_htibhCu2YgJqsg/s320/DSC02085.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371729765090656802" /></a> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaJ8Dl_CZzgmtz27pRdzXqngGhPgos1_22uukrlrC8dPWQsgGYxt3DLJ5ca779iwZMU-PBoyy9abgVCSYmOo6w9KIWGLuoty_z0s0p5f9KncZhburx3FoEcjqaMzLnD0B2PHlr8h1CQ1M/s1600-h/DSC02081.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaJ8Dl_CZzgmtz27pRdzXqngGhPgos1_22uukrlrC8dPWQsgGYxt3DLJ5ca779iwZMU-PBoyy9abgVCSYmOo6w9KIWGLuoty_z0s0p5f9KncZhburx3FoEcjqaMzLnD0B2PHlr8h1CQ1M/s320/DSC02081.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371729754213950978" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjliCZigMIQHE1AG3zF1hprGiy28dU0Jg-s5CUu3SIld3FwgA_6TjpQ9RUGxnmgjSAclCFsRNGWg57PXmEFP96hCtnzjj8GTf3X84JEpBiz6MY_kwtk6Y8lZGFSLDLi21vMXC5lLrQOCPk/s1600-h/DSC02076.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjliCZigMIQHE1AG3zF1hprGiy28dU0Jg-s5CUu3SIld3FwgA_6TjpQ9RUGxnmgjSAclCFsRNGWg57PXmEFP96hCtnzjj8GTf3X84JEpBiz6MY_kwtk6Y8lZGFSLDLi21vMXC5lLrQOCPk/s320/DSC02076.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371729751560044562" /></a><div><br /></div><div>I must say, I'm excited about Le Petit France. I grew up not far from their original store in Sturbridge, MA. Good stuff.</div><div><br /></div><div>Of course, all is not roses and testosterone pills in the center. No, there are still stores dropping like flies. E.L. Wilde, Ritz Camera, and KZen are no longer with us. In their passing, I propose a toast, conveniently enough from West Hartford's newest "champagne room" (remember, men, there is <i>no </i>sex in the champagne room), Cuvee:</div><div><br /></div><div>"Rub-a-dub, thanks for providing services to the residents of West Hartford and beyond."</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-48954390004058982182009-08-18T11:32:00.003-04:002009-08-18T11:36:57.198-04:00What would happen if zombies were real? Let's ask the scientists ...The BBC (normally a trusted source of news) ran a story today about zombies. As in, "How would we fare if these fictional creatures were real?" Really.<div><br /></div><div>From the article:<br /><blockquote>If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.</blockquote><blockquote>That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.</blockquote><blockquote>They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures.</blockquote><blockquote>The scientific paper is published in a book - Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress.</blockquote>You can read the full article (with awesome zombie picture) over <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm">here</a>.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-30592055545720301442009-08-17T21:34:00.003-04:002009-08-17T21:46:27.210-04:00In the dark (naturally)Right now I'd rather not be writing a blog post. But since we are once again without electricity, there isn't much else for me to do but sit with the old laptop. The annoying thing is that we have neighbors close enough to us with electricity that I can "borrow" the wireless signal that I'm currently using.<div><br /></div><div>The electric company must have a vendetta against our little stretch of pavement. Over the past month, we have lost electricity five or six times. Some of these have been fairly legit (meaning downed trees, horrible thunderstorms), but all of the outages lately have been completely random.</div><div><br /></div><div>Shortly after the Professor and I moved to this apartment, CL&P (short for Connecticut Light & Power for those out of state) showed up to tell us that they were cutting the power to do work on some of the transformers. I can only assume this work has something to do with the nonsense we've been dealing with ever since (especially considering our landlord upstairs claims they'd never really lost power in the 10 years that he's lived in our house before this summer).</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh well, I suppose there are some bright spots I can take away from no power at 9:45 PM on a night whose humidity is bordering on unbearable. For one, some of the neighbors are walking around outside in their pajamas. That's something you don't see every day. Then there's ... well, I suppose I have plenty of time, illuminated by the glow of the laptop, to figure it out. </div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-39539504094616963052009-08-16T11:50:00.004-04:002009-08-16T13:16:06.842-04:00I'm (holds up index finger) THIS many!It's hard to believe, but OOTTS turned one yesterday. One full year of adjusting to a new town, meeting new people, and figuring out what one does when they get sucked away from almost everything they know. It both seems like yesterday and a lifetime ago when I decided, on a sticky night last August, that something like a blog may help the transition process. I saw it as an outlet to distract me while I waited to find a job and figure out what I wanted to pursue.<div><br /></div><div>Thanks to the thousands of people who have visited over the past 366. And a special thanks to the few that are regulars (I'm still amazed that anyone is interested enough to come back once, let alone those who are here a few times a week!).</div><div><br /></div><div>To celebrate, I got a cake from the folks who run the awesome blog <i><a href="http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/">Cake Wrecks</a>. </i>Here's what I received:</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPPCuS0xX5o5Hh4-Dx4qQghqDvDLX9oevi_RANCWQ5ZZt3Mu0ygd__LRssddlkerxLinLT6vS-KYFYtK4xhFFV-aDaOIDQEfX7NP6ocH3mrlEAHmYMA0bsBbneiHQvYR9G1clDCPyuAXk/s1600-h/Nelia+.+ow+.+birthday+misspell.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPPCuS0xX5o5Hh4-Dx4qQghqDvDLX9oevi_RANCWQ5ZZt3Mu0ygd__LRssddlkerxLinLT6vS-KYFYtK4xhFFV-aDaOIDQEfX7NP6ocH3mrlEAHmYMA0bsBbneiHQvYR9G1clDCPyuAXk/s400/Nelia+.+ow+.+birthday+misspell.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370591176656886290" /></a>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-52241675865033653632009-08-14T16:51:00.004-04:002009-08-14T17:23:00.312-04:00Local paper round-up: Sorry, Chad Smith, not in this town ...The <i>West Hartford News</i> used to be a punching bag of poor writing, but that was soooooo three or four months ago. Some staff changes have improved the <i>News </i>greatly, pretty much to the point that there's nothing to make fun of. Well, almost nothing.<div><br /></div><div>The paper has a section called "Happenings," where selected concert listings are printed. Wondering if Ratt is coming to Connecticut? Afraid that looking such information up online will put you on a "can you believe this guy is interested in going to see Ratt?" list? Look no further than "Happenings." They are ... wait for it ... happening, man! Don't you worry your pretty little head over nothing, baby! "Happenings" is gonna take care of you. (No offense to Ratt. I actually really dug them when I was a kid.)</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyway, back to the present. </div><div><br /></div><div>While perusing "Happenings" the other day, I noticed that there was a listing for the Chickenfoot concert that is happening (get it? Happening!) next week at Mohegan Sun. The listing looked like this:</div><div><br /></div><div><b>Chickenfoot featuring Joe Satriani, Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony, and more</b></div><div><br /></div><div>That made me wonder, "Who is more?" How many other guys can make up a band called Chickenfoot?</div><div><br /></div><div>The answer? One. Chad Smith, drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (hey, I hear they're from California or something). One name. And the <i>News </i>didn't print it. </div><div><br /></div><div>So, essentially, the <i>News</i> must have decided that the extra five letters in Smith's last name were just too much. Sorry, Smith, we can't fit you in. Instead, you will be known as "more." No hard feelings.</div><div><br /></div><div>*****</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile, over at <i>West Hartford Life</i>, it appears as if someone may be drinking the Kool-Aid that used to filter through the pipes at the <i>News</i><i>. </i>How else can one describe the following headline and opening paragraph:</div><div><br /></div><div> </div><blockquote><span style="font-style:italic;">First Max Muscle Opens Here</span> </blockquote><blockquote>When Max Muscle opened its doors at 968 Farmington Avenue in West Hartford on July 1, it became the state's first and only Max Muscle Sports Nutrition store. This new store concept provides customers an in-store experience centered on the Max Muscle Information Center, featuring flat-screen televisions.</blockquote>What <i>is</i> this Information Center? Who cares! There are FLAT-SCREEN televisions!<div><br /></div><div>Seriously, though, how can that headline pass through an editor unscathed? "Opens Here?" Really? Then we have the overabundance of "Max Muscle" and "store." There are less than 50 words in that opening paragraph. "Max Muscle" and "store" both appear 3 times. That's a tad extreme, no?</div><div><br /></div><div>But the author did cover the Five Ws (plus an added sixth): who, what, where, when, why, and what the hell are you trying to tell me here?</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-76946237926073144202009-08-13T16:10:00.003-04:002009-08-13T16:14:33.332-04:00Sure YOUR dog can talk, but does he sell antiques?We have some <i>very</i> smart animals here in West Hartford. How smart? Take Big Shot, spokesperson (and proprietor?) of Estate Buys of West Hartford:<div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jrfPetOyJzk&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jrfPetOyJzk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div>He's savvy, he speaks english, <i>and </i>he buys your old stuff. Dude has some eclectic taste, as well. Was that an octopus lamp? Strange ...</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-20458307010587140512009-08-07T07:46:00.004-04:002009-08-07T07:57:42.009-04:00Random observation while heading into vacationI leave you with this, which I recently experienced. I'll be back in a week or so:<div><br /></div><div><i>Leaving the Francis Bacon retrospective at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, one is dumped into a gallery containing several Caravaggio paintings. The juxtaposition of style is very jarring and discombobulating. However, when such an event is then immediately followed by finding Crispin Glover, he of George McFly, Willard, and creepy movie villain fame, standing next to you, dressed in a suit and dramatically telling his companion (also overdressed) how much the painting you are observing "moves him," one must pause to question reality for a moment.</i></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-89243959690899122062009-08-06T08:00:00.001-04:002009-08-06T08:19:33.824-04:00Things I don't understand: The Cow ParadeAlthough I have been a Connecticut resident for now over a year, there are still a few things here that confuse me. The <a href="http://westhartford.cowparade.com/">Cow Parade</a> is one of these things.<div><br /></div><div>Now, I understand the thought behind the project: gigantic fiberglass cows are painted, put on display all over town, then sold at auction, where several local organizations are able to benefit from the funds raised. My question is: why cows? Did the residents of town vote for them over something else? Why not gigantic nutmegs or huge Noah Webster heads? Maybe big bucks like in the logo for The Hartford? Life-sized Katherine Hepburns? Don't get me wrong, I realize we take our cattle fairly seriously here in West Hartford. But it seems we are more likely to EAT the cows than paint them. Look at our restaurants. We have 4 places that have strictly hamburger-based menus. We have steak houses. We have multiple ice cream shops. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yes, we LOVE our cows. They're incredibly delicious.</div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe we should have some new cows that celebrate our love of their flavor. One could be placed in front of Hall's Market and show the various cuts of meat available (as seen in this artist rendition):</div><div><br /></div><div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVKeK9m5xN4PLfuvNV6BJFxGW0ZhkVNvZEHSDzE8rD0JpLu2Dudt7fWbWi00fY9MFmEQXOs1_XBSKGVF_-s2TmQe7e2HYv8UYytAPUF1QzTs4QY9RTxlrSm4Lo5XkY_ZIjbtl2a1YlDnc/s1600-h/HallsCow.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVKeK9m5xN4PLfuvNV6BJFxGW0ZhkVNvZEHSDzE8rD0JpLu2Dudt7fWbWi00fY9MFmEQXOs1_XBSKGVF_-s2TmQe7e2HYv8UYytAPUF1QzTs4QY9RTxlrSm4Lo5XkY_ZIjbtl2a1YlDnc/s400/HallsCow.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366576891182377426" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>Then maybe we could show the flip-side and offer up a protest cow display. Pick your burger joint: Plan B, Max Burger, Counter. Some cows outside with protest signs? Classic!</div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLJYxIV_t207RwAgeqxJLJaqlLBj99MDUjXmRS-zcMchKWrSMbrf28TYbdF80DO_tjSbd4tLL3APQ00uxfQBAceYVRpWYEy8QcPSeptw0eAqOEg_-817jNes2qDJmGrBzZQmSJJCI7hLI/s1600-h/cow2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLJYxIV_t207RwAgeqxJLJaqlLBj99MDUjXmRS-zcMchKWrSMbrf28TYbdF80DO_tjSbd4tLL3APQ00uxfQBAceYVRpWYEy8QcPSeptw0eAqOEg_-817jNes2qDJmGrBzZQmSJJCI7hLI/s400/cow2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366577322852736866" /></a><br /></div><div>Or, to add a twist, we could have protest cows outside one restaurant and, at another burger place, the <i>same </i>cows in a line that reaches into the back door of the kitchen! Wow! How meta!</div><div><br /></div><div>I suppose those aren't the best ideas.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh well. I must admit, though I may not quite "get" our fiberglass herd, there's something about them that feels kind of nice, I suppose. They may not be the prettiest things to look at, but I know as long as there's one in my sights, I'm still in town. And I guess that's not a bad thing, right?</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-86834603448220706322009-08-05T12:55:00.005-04:002009-08-05T14:38:37.240-04:00Floating away with Servais Le RoyAcross from my desk there's this corkboard where I have all sorts of stuff tacked up: old race numbers, a photocopy of a page from a <i>Get Fuzzy</i> book, a postcard of a squirrel smoking - a pretty eclectic bunch of items. Anyway, this board also houses my calendar, which this year is "magicians of the past"-themed (last year was "Sci-Fi monsters of 1950s cinema"). For the most part, these magicians are household name guys like Harry Houdini, but this month brought up Servais Le Roy. Here's the picture from my calendar:<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho0It-Sre3Eayvqs7zD9UZaBEyBmB746Kf2Dn7eH4M52qWxuSRe87xZKcycA9-ka5IVVQFZwxOrd-P3O1Z8aJc0JKNFSXQDm8ISiDXdx3QolquuaAdj5mJuc_52OdSWLPjpRC_qraK7HM/s1600-h/ltblev.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho0It-Sre3Eayvqs7zD9UZaBEyBmB746Kf2Dn7eH4M52qWxuSRe87xZKcycA9-ka5IVVQFZwxOrd-P3O1Z8aJc0JKNFSXQDm8ISiDXdx3QolquuaAdj5mJuc_52OdSWLPjpRC_qraK7HM/s320/ltblev.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366525616784859698" /></a><div>Having very little knowledge of Mr. Le Roy, I was intrigued by the image. Why was there a chicken in the top corner? And what was this fantastic levitation mystery?</div><div><br /></div><div>I consulted my copy of <i>The Illustrated History of Magic</i> (yes, I am a total dork. To be fair, though, I've got a TON of books on lots of other subjects. Some of which are <i>very</i> cool). Apparently Le Roy was a rare performer who not only pleased audiences, but also invented tricks for other magicians. But what he is best known for is his trick known as the "Asrah," which he first performed around 1902:</div><div><blockquote>Le Roy hypnotized his wife, covered her with a white silk cloth, caused her to float up in the air and then to hang in space as he passed a hoop over her vertical body. While he gestured dramatically, she floated higher. Suddenly he whipped away the cloth; she was gone!</blockquote></div>Here's a YouTube video I found of the trick (with the added bonus of the magician pretending to be Le Roy):<div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7c948LItXX0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7c948LItXX0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div>You've got to love the weird man servants and the strange dancing. Something tells me this wasn't exactly the way Le Roy did the trick, but it's probably fairly close.</div><div><br /></div><div>Of course, this got me thinking: what other Asrah videos are there out there? There's this dramatic television version (in Portuguese, perhaps?), starring some kind of heartthrob magician (based on the squeals from the audience) and using Aerosmith as a soundtrack:</div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V5wdyTCf9o4&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V5wdyTCf9o4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Then there's this guy, who seems to think the music from <i>Back to the Future </i>is just the perfect accompaniment to the illusion:</div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8rttIYb7Gbc&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8rttIYb7Gbc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Then there's ... this:</div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hSKVWGFDK7U&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hSKVWGFDK7U&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Not a very good rendition, but you do get to see the non sequitur of a big man with a tiny stroller at the beginning.</div><div><br /></div><div>I guess this shows that Le Roy created something special, since the trick is still performed today. Of course, I still have no idea why the chicken is on the poster, but that's a mystery for another day.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-54880142649487274612009-08-02T11:38:00.008-04:002009-08-02T12:03:45.013-04:00The steroid plot thickens ...I was pretty bummed to hear this week's revelation that Red Sox slugger David Ortiz tested positive for steroids back in 2003. The news left me wondering <i>why</i> I should care about a sport that seems perfectly happy to lie to me over and over and over.<div><br /></div><div>Since then, the plot has only gotten murkier for the Beantown team. Today's <i>Boston Globe </i>has a fantastic article detailing how two security staffers for the Sox were fired last year for illegal steroid use.</div><div><br /></div><div>Some quick highlights:</div><div><br /></div><div>• One of the guards in question is Jerry Remy's son, and he looks like a total muscle-bound freak.</div><div><br /></div><div>• Security guards only get paid $11/hour, but there are perks. What perks? How about driving around in player's cars that they can never afford because they get paid $11/hour?</div><div><br /></div><div>• MLB investigators spent as little as fifteen minutes "interviewing" the dismissed guards:</div><div><blockquote>Remy, 30, said he believed the questioning, conducted in a Fenway Park conference room by MLB investigator Eduardo Dominguez, lasted about 15 minutes. It seemed to him a perfunctory exercise in damage control.<br /><br />“They didn’t ask much at all; they wanted to make it disappear,’’ he said.<br /><br />“Major League Baseball asked me, ‘Have you ever seen any players do steroids?’ ’’ Remy recalled. “I said, ‘No. no.’ . . . He said, ‘If you’re honest with me, nothing will happen to you.’ Next thing I know, I get fired.’’</blockquote>• The Remy freak (seriously, check him out in the article pictures. Oh, and did I mention that he allegedly enjoys beating up women? Yeah, the article covers that, as well) says he had conversations with the personal assistant of David Ortiz about steroids:</div><div><blockquote>That salaried personal assistant, Felix Leopoldo Marquez Galice, is a Dominican currently facing possible deportation for covering up his illegal status by using the name of a Puerto Rican man serving prison time for a drug offense ... “He admitted taking steroids. We had conversations about steroids,’’ said Remy.<br /><br />“We’d talk, ‘This one works for that. This one makes you bulky. This one makes you harder,’ ’’ Remy recalled.</blockquote>And Remy also claims that MLB investigators never bothered to ask about Galice.</div><div><br /></div><div>These are some sad times to be a baseball fan. Even if some of these admissions are nothing more than fiction, there's got to be a certain amount of truth buried underneath it all. To read the full article, click <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2009/08/02/sox_fired_two_in_steroids_case/?page=1">here</a>.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-80687264474137686512009-07-31T21:15:00.003-04:002009-07-31T21:27:16.394-04:00Sonic in Connecticut?Back in my days of supervising an internship program (oh, those were the days!), I once had a student who, on more than one occasion, railed on and on about how much she missed the food from Sonic Drive-In. She was from Arizona (I think), a land ripe with the frozen treats and fast food meals offered by the chain. And, living in Boston, the closest she was able to get to the goods was via the commercials that ran on cable.<div><br /></div><div>Well, times are changing.</div><div><br /></div><div>Though Sonic has not officially announced it, they are opening up a shop in Wallingford. According to a report in today's <i><a href="http://www.courant.com/business/hc-sonic.artjul31,0,6523816.story">Courant</a></i>, the company has started looking for managers on sites like CareerBuilder. Of course, I'm pretty sure my old intern is nowhere near New England anymore. But I am. And I sure like hamburgers.</div><div><br /></div><div>Can't wait.</div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-37931461044659535372009-07-29T14:26:00.004-04:002009-07-30T11:28:44.455-04:00Thoughts on the "thought pad."<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNM4yTQQzRrMjjoE8CV9QSwu_L4HR4kFQwXs4ZHCHVBzuLh0Ec_DsZ6YpDyij87r0A0vZYz2mpC2sDX_2DSdeGrbhTUPr5G3vHe0hHiVg-NK7PHiL8kHx7RC9Nizl90QpebUHVHkfwxg4/s1600-h/Page1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 392px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNM4yTQQzRrMjjoE8CV9QSwu_L4HR4kFQwXs4ZHCHVBzuLh0Ec_DsZ6YpDyij87r0A0vZYz2mpC2sDX_2DSdeGrbhTUPr5G3vHe0hHiVg-NK7PHiL8kHx7RC9Nizl90QpebUHVHkfwxg4/s400/Page1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363950632591833650" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPJtPmMz8-OkNJXcSv11sfDtQaAh57HfPszS7e6BXxSDwnRxPwLYA1hCF3FJ1xW2fv9s5vh9Ngr351Kk_EOhuHSe61QhoPfVnJNxU8rYn2Bkj2USA2lgLUVHXvZGRA8RhX1osClYDWrJw/s1600-h/Page2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 392px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPJtPmMz8-OkNJXcSv11sfDtQaAh57HfPszS7e6BXxSDwnRxPwLYA1hCF3FJ1xW2fv9s5vh9Ngr351Kk_EOhuHSe61QhoPfVnJNxU8rYn2Bkj2USA2lgLUVHXvZGRA8RhX1osClYDWrJw/s400/Page2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363950630068555570" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdQQst37i7gl5RYfwRXBXH6BB37shIvweXIRrFEs6A2G79iDnO551UoROl1KcByTgtFhuLp9WsZS9_EfzSr_MymppGtYXpRpuxOILJC53-UzkIskbjJAGbpk804MnHpdcwTs6TyLeqhL4/s1600-h/Page3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 392px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdQQst37i7gl5RYfwRXBXH6BB37shIvweXIRrFEs6A2G79iDnO551UoROl1KcByTgtFhuLp9WsZS9_EfzSr_MymppGtYXpRpuxOILJC53-UzkIskbjJAGbpk804MnHpdcwTs6TyLeqhL4/s400/Page3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363950626178130306" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2XIdFiz1Nza4HWL1bE_vLWDnn-3Tf16gSAzAqMIZucv3GBPZPpRTv1ydXyETPH8DZfrs4Y4PfqRgDnqFvvqjsj4YHHr0SwUG-RpZOFilTYQ2J5uNnoPJBoyXAHZhNm6_bWNZeLJKPbLA/s1600-h/Page4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 392px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2XIdFiz1Nza4HWL1bE_vLWDnn-3Tf16gSAzAqMIZucv3GBPZPpRTv1ydXyETPH8DZfrs4Y4PfqRgDnqFvvqjsj4YHHr0SwUG-RpZOFilTYQ2J5uNnoPJBoyXAHZhNm6_bWNZeLJKPbLA/s400/Page4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363950620913919010" /></a>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-82255283813463989312009-07-28T12:41:00.003-04:002009-07-28T12:46:04.539-04:00Continuing the strange trend of animal stories coming out of Connecticut ...This is odd. So odd that it almost sounds like the start of a really bad joke my father would email me. But, strangely enough, it is true.<div><br /></div><div>From the <i>Hartford Courant</i>:</div><blockquote>A 20-year-old driver caused a multi-car crash on Main Street Monday morning when his pet baby snakes escaped from his pants pockets, police said.<br /><br />Angel Rolon, of New Britain, lost control of his SUV as he and a passenger scrambled to catch the two snakes, which had slithered down near the gas and brake pedals, police said.</blockquote>Yes, jokes about trouser snakes could be made, but I'm going to refrain. Three cars were involved in the accident. Nobody was seriously injured. And, as far as I can tell, the snakes were all recovered.<div><br /></div><div>If you're interested, the full (rather short) article on the incident can be found <a href="http://www.courant.com/community/hartford/hc-web-snake-crash-0728jul29,0,3889857.story">here</a>.<br /><br /></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155764193644760622.post-70576234111950163582009-07-27T08:53:00.005-04:002009-07-27T15:12:03.735-04:00Monkeys and alligators and possums, oh my!In an effort to safely rid Connecticut of unwanted exotic pets (isn't it kind of weird that the state <i>needs</i> to be concerned about people having exotic pets?), the Beardsley Zoo on Saturday held an amnesty day, allowing owners to drop off their animals with no questions asked. This, of course, springs from the chimpanzee attack earlier this year that left one person mauled. There's a nice article about the event over <a href="http://www.courant.com/community/bridgeport/hc-exotic-pets-amnesty-0726,0,1265089.story">here</a> at the <i>Hartford Courant.</i><div><i><br /></i></div><div>A couple highlights:</div><blockquote>Luis Rivera drove down from West Hartford to drop off a 3-foot long alligator he took in a few years ago from "three girls who couldn't take care of it and didn't know what to do."<br /><br />Rivera, who installs and maintains aquariums for a living, never gave the reptile a name because he always intended to get rid of it, if he could find a safe way to do so. He kept it in a 100-gallon tank, fed it "chicken wings, steak" and other food. He found the right home when he read a news story about the amnesty collection.</blockquote><br />That's right, alligators in West Hartford! It's like a bad horror movie waiting to happen. And this wasn't the only alligator story in the article:<br /><br /><blockquote>The Bernier family from Milford— Kevin, Alison and their 12-year-old son, Mark — dropped off their 2-foot alligator, "Allan," which some evicted tenants left behind four years ago in a third-floor apartment, a surprise to the Berniers.<br /><br />The creature had doubled in size on its diet — including frozen pet-store-bought mice — and it had sprouted teeth and a nervous attitude and had outgrown its tank.<br /><br />So the collection day was a godsend, Kevin Bernier said. Allan's departure gives the family sole tenancy of the room used for ironing and a home office.<br /><br />"Like, I'm sad, but it tried to bite you," Mark said of the alligator, who was considered by neighborhood kids as an awesome pet.</blockquote><div style="text-align: center;">****</div><div style="text-align: left;">If these aren't enough bizarre pet stories for you, check out the <a href="http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/wtic-shelton-bird-fighting-ring-0726,0,2660854.story">canary fighting ring</a> that was busted up in Shelton. You read that correctly: a <i>canary</i> fighting ring. Not chickens or roosters. Little, tiny songbirds. Fighting to the death.</div><blockquote>"Am I being punk'd?" asked neighbor John Coniglio, referring to a television show famous for playing pranks on celebrities. "I mean, this is crazy. I've never heard of a canary ring. I can't picture little canaries with razor blades taped to their feet or anything."<br /><br />The raid christened 19 jailbirds along with $8,000 cash.</blockquote>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457457578118180326noreply@blogger.com3