From the Hartford Courant:
A 20-year-old driver caused a multi-car crash on Main Street Monday morning when his pet baby snakes escaped from his pants pockets, police said.Yes, jokes about trouser snakes could be made, but I'm going to refrain. Three cars were involved in the accident. Nobody was seriously injured. And, as far as I can tell, the snakes were all recovered.
Angel Rolon, of New Britain, lost control of his SUV as he and a passenger scrambled to catch the two snakes, which had slithered down near the gas and brake pedals, police said.
2 comments:
As Samuel L. Jackson would say, "I have had it with these motherf----n snakes in this motherf----n Chevy Suburban!"
and in your motherf---n pants!
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