I have not vanished

Contrary to reports generated by myself, I have not disappeared. I did not get trampled in the Memorial Day parade. I did not eat some bad hot dogs at a cookout.

I've just been out of things to observe the past few days.

However, I'll be back tomorrow with a nice little piece about one of our gigantic superstores and their odd advertising practices.

Until then, hope you all have a good night.