"Street Patrol" - Best show ever!

I was lucky enough to flip the television over to myNetwork TV tonight to catch a clip from the new Cops knock-off Street Patrol. And this was the guy I got to watch:

I don't know, but if I was Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock, I'd maybe make sure my investments were generating a nice retirement fund.

Here's a link to the only clip I could find of this wacky fellow, courtesy of the myNetwork TV website.

Who knew myNetwork TV had the Dickensian powers of the Ghost of Christmas Future?