Sunday, November 23, 2008

25 imaginary stores that I wish were real

1. Just Pudding
2. Is it Chocolate? (slogan "Yes, it is!")
3. Tammy's World of Bald Trolls
4. The Pensive Troll Annex
5. The Single Sock Store: Matching Lost Socks Since 1987
6. The Cheese Fountain
7. As NOT Seen on T.V.
8. Blinking Objects, USA!
9. Chef's House of Only Useful Kitchen Supplies
10. Everything Tiny
11. Build-An-Actual-Bear Workshop
12. Crazy Andy's Animatronic Hand Store
13. The CNN Shirt Store
14. Local Eddie's Citizen Autographs and Memorabilia
15. Non-Ironic T-Shirt Hut
16. Awkward Male Short and Squat Clothiers
17. Big in Liechtenstein
18. Cotton-ball Country
19. Beyond Bed Bath and Beyond
20. Fried with Pride
21. Non-Creepy Marionettes, Inc.
22. We Have That!
23. Everything 1991 (slogan "The ONLY stop for all your 1991 needs")
24. Parody Music Emporium
25. Nothing But Samples

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